Breaking up
Dear M,
I have to break up with you.
Our relationship has lasted for over 10 years but most of the time I’ve been unhappy.
I just don’t feel secure when I’m with you. And I need that in a relationship. Another thing that’s missing in our relationship is stability. Every time I arrange us to do something fun, you let me down. You blamed me for trying too many new things at a time, but that’s just me. I thought you had accepted that a long time ago.
For over ten years I’ve put up with your moods and you have stood me up more times than Lady Liberty has been photographed. And having bad memory no longer is an excuse.
Every time I ask you something, you grumble as if I just asked you to move Mount Everest a few inches to the left. You just don’t seem to be able to fulfill my needs, not any of them.
Also your insecurity is killing me. Every time we decide to do something you asked me ' are you you sure' over and over again. You have to stop doing that, it doesn't make sense.
I know you’re thinking I met someone else. And you’re right. His name is Mac and we’ve been very intimate. More than you and I have ever been. I’ve touched him in many ways when he sat on my lap. Things got hot and I even kissed him.
Even though I cheated, I truly hope we can part as friends. We’re most likely to bump in to each other at work anyway. We have to get over this.
Thanks for the time we’ve shared. It has been interesting.
Love,
Sweety
BTW I: I still have to pick some things up, some cd’s, a few documents and some photos. I’ll pick them up later this week, let me know what time is good for you.
BTW II: And YES I am sure.
BTW III: No, I don't want to start over and try again thankyouverymuch.
Comments
Welcome to the fold. I'm a little jealous. We have 2 iBooks and a PowerMac, but that's a PowerBook you're sportin'. :)
Posted by:
M@ at March 14, 2005 11:46 PM
Alright I must need to get a Mac, but I'm trying to figure out what is the rage??
Love the letter by the way..
Posted by:
Charon at March 14, 2005 11:56 PM
You? Scared the holy hell out of me. M- freezeM..what am I supposed to think? Christ on a cracker....
Don't do that again!!
As for Mac - no comment. Seriously. I actually have nothing to say on the Mac issue. Me! The computer geek!
Posted by:
Tjej at March 15, 2005 12:14 AM
That was classic!!!
Posted by:
mrsmogul at March 15, 2005 12:58 AM
Oh, you bad girl! Mac is pretty cute though....
Posted by:
myllissa at March 15, 2005 1:45 AM
LMAO
That was SO wrong. I was like "wow..."
Congratulations on the Mac. I've been dying to get a PowerBook ever since I fell in love with my iPod. You're so lucky! If I wind up getting into Georgetown and wind up transfering up, I'm going to be getting one.
That was one of the most creative posts I have read on a blog ever! ;-)
Posted by:
Joe at March 15, 2005 5:52 AM
I can NOT believe I fell for this. You scared the living hell out of me! I mean, I read about the Asians breaking up by SMS/TEXT services, but breaking up on a blog was new to me. My mind even tricked me by reading Marc instead of mac...
Anyway, congrats on the big decision :D
Posted by:
kimminita at March 15, 2005 11:12 AM
I got my first iBook 3 years ago and have never looked back. I now have a 12" powerbook and i LOVE it. Brilliant blog, I'll be coming back here more!
Posted by:
trine at March 15, 2005 11:38 AM
Oooh! A new computer! Lucky you :) Now I want one. I've never had a Mac...
Posted by:
DaFFy at March 15, 2005 1:19 PM
Awesome post ;-) And great Mac :-) Congrats.
Posted by:
Chris at March 15, 2005 1:29 PM
Reads as if you've caught the only virus that exists for Mac, it's called Mac love. Proof that you are afflicted: you kissed the PB!
some call it an addiction: http://www.macaddict.com/
some call it a cult: http://wiredblogs.tripod.com/cultofmac/index.blog?entry_id=645909
some even revere it religiously: http://www.revneal.org/MacsHis.html
A google search under "I love my Mac" shows 10'800 hits, "I love my PC" only gets 925 hits.
Do you have a name for the PB yet?
Posted by: swissfondue at March 15, 2005 3:03 PM
Oooh....I love it! I need to get rid of my clunky, big desktop computer and trade it in for one of those.
Posted by:
Milly at March 15, 2005 3:23 PM
That was a great letter...lol!
Posted by:
Lauren at March 15, 2005 4:45 PM
Hahahahaha! You (almost) got me too!!!! Great, funny post. And congrats on the swank new Mac. May you have a long and steamy love affair!
Posted by:
redsaid at March 15, 2005 5:40 PM
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!! Oh.My.GAWD - you seriously scared the crap out of me. I was "wha...?!!? Why did they break up?!?!?"
Great letter, brilliant post, niiiiice laptop. I dont' have a Mac; but I do have a HP latop. And.love.it. I wouldn't trade a desktop for a laptop anyday. For anything.
Hee Hee
Posted by:
Chrishawn at March 15, 2005 8:13 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Not a Mac!
(BTW, except for me [because I have my own sweetie] I bet most of the guys who read that were thinking, "Cool--give her two weeks to realize this new guy's no good and I'm movin' in...")
Posted by:
Victor and his fifteen pet rats at March 15, 2005 9:59 PM
In case you hadn't noticed, the icon for the newest post on my site? Yeah, that new laptop we both have.
Glad you stepped away from the dark side, Young Luke.
Posted by:
alektra at March 16, 2005 8:21 AM
I occasionally read yours and M's blogs and was surprised to see how concerned I got while reading this post and then how relieved I was to read that it was a farce. Congrats on the new computer although don't know why you would want a MAC.
Posted by: Joe at March 16, 2005 9:59 PM
you totally fooled me! but it's a mac so i understand. i am SOO JEALOUS.
Posted by:
j-a at March 16, 2005 10:31 PM
Very cute picture! The first thing I thought of when I saw it, though? (Other than admiring the beautiful new laptop, of course!) Was thinking, "I've stood in that exact same spot. Sure wish I was there right now, rather than here." :)
Posted by:
Zandria at March 17, 2005 5:15 AM
Stumble It!
Welcome to the fold. I'm a little jealous. We have 2 iBooks and a PowerMac, but that's a PowerBook you're sportin'. :)
Alright I must need to get a Mac, but I'm trying to figure out what is the rage??
Love the letter by the way..
You? Scared the holy hell out of me. M- freezeM..what am I supposed to think? Christ on a cracker....
Don't do that again!!
As for Mac - no comment. Seriously. I actually have nothing to say on the Mac issue. Me! The computer geek!
That was classic!!!
Oh, you bad girl! Mac is pretty cute though....
LMAO
That was SO wrong. I was like "wow..."
Congratulations on the Mac. I've been dying to get a PowerBook ever since I fell in love with my iPod. You're so lucky! If I wind up getting into Georgetown and wind up transfering up, I'm going to be getting one.
That was one of the most creative posts I have read on a blog ever! ;-)
I can NOT believe I fell for this. You scared the living hell out of me! I mean, I read about the Asians breaking up by SMS/TEXT services, but breaking up on a blog was new to me. My mind even tricked me by reading Marc instead of mac...
Anyway, congrats on the big decision :D
I got my first iBook 3 years ago and have never looked back. I now have a 12" powerbook and i LOVE it. Brilliant blog, I'll be coming back here more!
Oooh! A new computer! Lucky you :) Now I want one. I've never had a Mac...
Awesome post ;-) And great Mac :-) Congrats.
Reads as if you've caught the only virus that exists for Mac, it's called Mac love. Proof that you are afflicted: you kissed the PB!
some call it an addiction: http://www.macaddict.com/
some call it a cult: http://wiredblogs.tripod.com/cultofmac/index.blog?entry_id=645909
some even revere it religiously: http://www.revneal.org/MacsHis.html
A google search under "I love my Mac" shows 10'800 hits, "I love my PC" only gets 925 hits.
Do you have a name for the PB yet?
Oooh....I love it! I need to get rid of my clunky, big desktop computer and trade it in for one of those.
That was a great letter...lol!
Hahahahaha! You (almost) got me too!!!! Great, funny post. And congrats on the swank new Mac. May you have a long and steamy love affair!
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!! Oh.My.GAWD - you seriously scared the crap out of me. I was "wha...?!!? Why did they break up?!?!?"
Great letter, brilliant post, niiiiice laptop. I dont' have a Mac; but I do have a HP latop. And.love.it. I wouldn't trade a desktop for a laptop anyday. For anything.
Hee Hee
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Not a Mac!
(BTW, except for me [because I have my own sweetie] I bet most of the guys who read that were thinking, "Cool--give her two weeks to realize this new guy's no good and I'm movin' in...")
In case you hadn't noticed, the icon for the newest post on my site? Yeah, that new laptop we both have.
Glad you stepped away from the dark side, Young Luke.
I occasionally read yours and M's blogs and was surprised to see how concerned I got while reading this post and then how relieved I was to read that it was a farce. Congrats on the new computer although don't know why you would want a MAC.
you totally fooled me! but it's a mac so i understand. i am SOO JEALOUS.
Very cute picture! The first thing I thought of when I saw it, though? (Other than admiring the beautiful new laptop, of course!) Was thinking, "I've stood in that exact same spot. Sure wish I was there right now, rather than here." :)