Evil eggs
Change clothes. Wash hair. Clean floor. Clean kitchen. Clean cat. 11 eggs.
What happened?
Me. Trying to make birthday tiramisu. Because? Me.. dividing eggs? Impossible. Is there a shop that sells egg whites and egg yellows separately? I needed 11 eggs to get 3 whites and 6 yellows. Can you say clumsy?
It’s a good thing tiramisu has to be in the fridge 48 hours, to get its best taste. Mr. Sweety was supposed to celebrate his birthday tonight. But a migraine interfered with his plans. So instead of shaking hands and eating pie, he’s hugging our friend Toilet Potty. In fact he’s SO close with the toilet, I’m wondering if I should be jealous.
I called all the party guests to say we’re moving the party to tomorrow. And luckily everybody didn’t have a busy social life, and are coming tomorrow.
No go away migraine. That’s an order.
Comments
Shall we just call you deviled sweetie, since you're all covered in egg?
(I don't even want to know how the cat came so close to the eggs!)
Poor Mr. Sweetie! Please tell him to get better soon so that he can have a birthday!
As for you being jealous of his current closeness to the porcelain throne... luckily it will be easy to exact your revenge.
P.S. Please pardon the previous blank post. I clicked something I wasn't supposed to when I wasn't supposed to click it! As you can see, I really DID have a lot to say. And on that note, I think I've hogged your comments for long enough now!
Posted by:
redsaid at April 9, 2005 9:56 PM
Mr. Migraine,
Please leave Mr. Sweety alone and go bother someone who deserves it. There are many good candidates, I have names if you need suggestions.
Also, please leave The Boy alone. He is not as bad off as Mr. Sweety, but he could be doing better.
Thanks.
Posted by:
alektra at April 9, 2005 10:43 PM
Regardless of how many eggs it took, you earn triple brownie points for making it yourself. Hope Mr. Sweety is on the mend.
Posted by:
Beth at April 10, 2005 12:54 AM
He probably snuck a bite out of the tiramisu (maybe bad eggs?) and didn;t tell you. Ask him that while he's on the potty. You don;t want sick guests tonight! PS. I thought Cats clean themselves?
Posted by:
mrsmogul at April 10, 2005 3:20 PM
i am not a huge tiramisu fan, and now i know why. i must have smelled that to make anything so strangelooking and full of flavour, you'd need to be quite an accomplished chef.. and that's not me...
Posted by:
trine at April 11, 2005 12:39 PM
WOW! You made Tiramisu? Yourself? Awesome. And no, I don't believe you can buy egg whites and egg yolks separately. Just egg whites. But, they do have this little device thingee that helps you separate an egg - so cool. So easy. And no, I never used it. But I have seen it before. ROFL.
Poor Mr Sweety.
Posted by:
Chrishawn at April 13, 2005 8:39 PM
Stumble It!
Shall we just call you deviled sweetie, since you're all covered in egg?
(I don't even want to know how the cat came so close to the eggs!)
Poor Mr. Sweetie! Please tell him to get better soon so that he can have a birthday!
As for you being jealous of his current closeness to the porcelain throne... luckily it will be easy to exact your revenge.
P.S. Please pardon the previous blank post. I clicked something I wasn't supposed to when I wasn't supposed to click it! As you can see, I really DID have a lot to say. And on that note, I think I've hogged your comments for long enough now!
Mr. Migraine,
Please leave Mr. Sweety alone and go bother someone who deserves it. There are many good candidates, I have names if you need suggestions.
Also, please leave The Boy alone. He is not as bad off as Mr. Sweety, but he could be doing better.
Thanks.
Regardless of how many eggs it took, you earn triple brownie points for making it yourself. Hope Mr. Sweety is on the mend.
He probably snuck a bite out of the tiramisu (maybe bad eggs?) and didn;t tell you. Ask him that while he's on the potty. You don;t want sick guests tonight! PS. I thought Cats clean themselves?
i am not a huge tiramisu fan, and now i know why. i must have smelled that to make anything so strangelooking and full of flavour, you'd need to be quite an accomplished chef.. and that's not me...
WOW! You made Tiramisu? Yourself? Awesome. And no, I don't believe you can buy egg whites and egg yolks separately. Just egg whites. But, they do have this little device thingee that helps you separate an egg - so cool. So easy. And no, I never used it. But I have seen it before. ROFL.
Poor Mr Sweety.