This week's conversations
Husband: Hey, you're wearing your tight jeans again!
Me: Dude. That is SO not the way to describe my pre-pregnancy jeans.
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Me: Don't use your crayons on your little sister, honey.
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Me: Don't sit on your little sister, honey.
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The Monkey: More bread! more bread!
Me: Eat your soup first honey
The Monkey (pretending to eat soup): Mmmmmmmm! More bread! Yes?
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Me to MIL: I think we just changed 5 diapers in 10 minutes.
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Me to internet people (shouting 'cause iTunes is playing SO LOUD): THE HUSBAND JUST TOOK THE KIDS TO THE PLAYGROUND AND GAVE ME A WHOLE HOUR OF ME TIME (NO KIDS, NO CLEANING). And honestly? ENJOYING IT!! 42 minutes left....... I think I'll take a hot bath!
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Update 4 PM
Me (thinking): Did I just hear the Monkey?
Me (thinking): Oh no, they're to the playground
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Update 4.10 PM
Me (thinking): Did I just hear Roo on the monitor?
Me (thinking): Clearly I lost my mind.