"You can cook now, mommy"
"Thank you son. " I replied.
Gasp!
Hearing your child speak is one of the most beautiful, funniest, amazing things I get to experience as a mom.
Other Monkeyisms are:
"The sun went under the ground"
(last week at the beach fireworks festival when the sun set and it got dark)
"I believe Monkey wants to watch a little movie" or "I believe Monkey wants to have lunch".
(I believe Mommy needs a vacation! ;)
Me: Well done Monkey! You're a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiig
Monkey: GIRL! BIG GIRL!
Me: No honey, you're a big BOY! Roo is a big girl!
Monkey: "OH"
(on which I ran to the living room and find he dropped his glass of water. I know to run when I hear:
a. nothing
b. "OH")
And finally there is penis talk:
Monkey: "Mommy has a penis."
Me: "No honey, that is a belly button! Mommy does not have a penis. Daddy has."
Monkey: Yes.
Me: And Monkey has one.
Monkey: A little one.
Me: Yes.
(I decided to not give him the 'size does not matter' lecture just yet)
Comments
I love the stuff kids say. Priceless.
Posted by:
Carol at August 23, 2008 9:13 PM
Out of the mouths of babes. They say such funny stuff sometimes!! :D
Posted by:
Lisa at August 25, 2008 6:57 PM
How cute -- especially that last bit!!
Posted by:
Arkie Mama at August 26, 2008 3:42 AM
Hahahahaaha..mommy has a penis!!! LMAO!!
Posted by:
teahouseblossom at August 26, 2008 5:09 AM
Monkey is adorable.
Posted by: dorsal stream spouse at August 30, 2008 4:22 AM
I love the stuff kids say. Priceless.
Out of the mouths of babes. They say such funny stuff sometimes!! :D
How cute -- especially that last bit!!
Hahahahaaha..mommy has a penis!!! LMAO!!
Monkey is adorable.