Penis conversations

I already knew.. men always .. men most of the time .. men sometimes some men I have heard the rumor - that's what is probably is.. just a rumor - a very small percentage of the male population thinks with their penis.

But what I did not know, the penis makes a great conversation pawl.

And it starts at a young age. On the toilet.

Monkey sometimes sends me away (he's all about being alone on the toilet lately, I have to remind him he still follows me to the toilet) when he uses the toilet, and than he starts talking:

"Hi pee pee, we're going to the playground."

or

"Hi pee pee, are you there!"

I find it funny because this is the only body part Monkey will occasionally talk too.

Very interesting.

Monkeyism's amaze me anyway. And they've start to embarrass me too.

"LOOK MOMMY! That man is wearing underwear too!"
(about a man, fully dressed mind you, walking just a few feet away from us)

"LOOK MOMMY! A VERY SMALL MAN!"
(about an old, yes small, man entering the tram we were sitting in)

I'm just glad he stopped saying I have a penis.

Happy Friday!