Penis conversations
I already knew.. men always .. men most of the time .. men sometimes some men I have heard the rumor - that's what is probably is.. just a rumor - a very small percentage of the male population thinks with their penis.
But what I did not know, the penis makes a great conversation pawl.
And it starts at a young age. On the toilet.
Monkey sometimes sends me away (he's all about being alone on the toilet lately, I have to remind him he still follows me to the toilet) when he uses the toilet, and than he starts talking:
"Hi pee pee, we're going to the playground."
or
"Hi pee pee, are you there!"
I find it funny because this is the only body part Monkey will occasionally talk too.
Very interesting.
Monkeyism's amaze me anyway. And they've start to embarrass me too.
"LOOK MOMMY! That man is wearing underwear too!"
(about a man, fully dressed mind you, walking just a few feet away from us)
"LOOK MOMMY! A VERY SMALL MAN!"
(about an old, yes small, man entering the tram we were sitting in)
I'm just glad he stopped saying I have a penis.
Happy Friday!
Comments
wait until he starts talking about vaginas. It starts at an early age as well :-)
Posted by:
Ralph Bassfeld at November 7, 2008 6:29 PM
Hahahahahahahaha!
Boys NEVER grow out of that phase!
Posted by:
teahouseblossom at November 8, 2008 1:24 AM
"Hi pee pee, are you there!"
Hahaha! As if it would disappear!
Posted by: Chantelle at November 9, 2008 5:31 AM
Ah, little boys. Gotta love them. :)
Posted by:
Zandria at November 10, 2008 2:10 AM
Very funny. At least he's only doing it in the bathroom.
Posted by:
alison at November 11, 2008 3:44 PM
I talk to my penis all the time. People hate it when I do it in meetings.
Posted by:
Chris at November 11, 2008 8:36 PM
Fun times are ahead when Roo gets to talking about penises, both her not having one and her brother's.
Bath-time fun for everyone.
Posted by:
RM at November 11, 2008 10:20 PM
Ok, how do you get them to stop saying I Have A Penis in public, exactly??
:)
Posted by:
Brittany at November 13, 2008 8:50 PM
Perhaps this is why so many of them have *names*. :P
Posted by:
dysdhousewife at November 18, 2008 11:48 PM
Stumble It!
wait until he starts talking about vaginas. It starts at an early age as well :-)
Hahahahahahahaha!
Boys NEVER grow out of that phase!
"Hi pee pee, are you there!"
Hahaha! As if it would disappear!
Ah, little boys. Gotta love them. :)
Very funny. At least he's only doing it in the bathroom.
I talk to my penis all the time. People hate it when I do it in meetings.
Fun times are ahead when Roo gets to talking about penises, both her not having one and her brother's.
Bath-time fun for everyone.
Ok, how do you get them to stop saying I Have A Penis in public, exactly??
:)
Perhaps this is why so many of them have *names*. :P