Last night, I won a million.
Game host: Congrats, Nadine, you have won one MILLION euros!!
Me: I can't believe it!
Game host: BELIEVE it! You are RICH!!
Me: Hooray!
Game host: ONE million euros! Come on the stage.
The game show host, Ruben Nicolai:

Gives me 3 kisses

and a BIG check.

Game show host: What are you going to do now you're rich?
Me: Ehm, buy a big house.
Monkey: MOM!
Me: And.. quit my job.
Monkey: MOOOM!
Game show host: Aah, how cute. It's you son!
Monkey: MOOOOOOM!
Game show host: I bet you want a BIG toy car, don't you, little guy.
Me: Good idea, we'll buy a BIG car.
Monkey: MOOOOOOOOOOOM! Come ON!!!!!!
Me: And a toy car. Sure.
Monkey: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Me: What?
Husband: Honey?
Monkey: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Husband: It's 7 AM darling. Monkey is calling for you.
Me: Ruben? Check? House? Quitting the job?
SO not fair.