Honey, I had sex with another man.

Me: Honey...
Husband: Yes?
Me: Have you ever dreamed about having sex with someone else?
Husband: Huh?
Me: Have you ever dreamed about having SEX with someone else, but ME?
Husband: Ehhh. Why?
Me: Just tell me.
Husband: Ehm. Well not recently.
Me: What!
Husband: And not someone we actually KNOW.
Me: An imaginary woman?
Husband:Yes.
Me: Hmmm. OK.
Husband: WHY?
Me: Nothing. Just because.

... an hour later.

Husband: Why did you ask?
Me: What?
Husband: About dreaming about having sex with another person?
Me: Ehm..
Husband: did you?
Me: What?
Husband: Have sex with another person?
Me: ONLY in my dream!
Husband: WHAT?
Husband: WHO?
Me: Oh, here we go.
Husband: WHEN?
Me: Last night. I almost feel guilty.
Husband: Almost?
Me: But not really, because you were there too.
Husband: What? Like the three of us..?
Me: Sort of.
Husband: Was she beautiful?
Me: SHE?
Husband: A HE????
Me: Ehm...
Husband: Gross!
Me: Well, you didn't do anything WITH him.
Husband: What did I do? I watched?
Me: Oh God. Let's not get into details.
Husband: But you had a good time, enjoying the both of us?
Me: It was really just a short dream.. a little fragment. It was nothing.
Husband: A quickie.
Me: Sort of.
Husband: Do I know him?
Me: Yes, he's a celebrity.
Me: He's not even my type!!!
Husband: WHO?
Me: Not telling.
Husband: OH COMMON. You cannot keep it a secret!
Husband: I was THERE for crying out loud.
Me: OK, it was ***** (I am not telling!)

30 minutes later....

Husband: OK, he is not even THAT attractive.
Me: I KNOW, he's not even my type, I told you.
Husband: Why HIM?
Husband: He's like... old!
Me: I KNOW!
Husband: Seriously though, Nadine.
Husband: I'm OK with it. But next time,
Me: Yes...
Husband: pick a beautiful sexy woman instead of a guy.

Like I will tell. Next time.

Have you ever had sex with someone else in your dreams? Did you tell your spouse?