Driving exam anxiety: just smoke pot

This time I'll attempt to get my drivers license a *little* different.

I'm not sure if I mentioned my first attempt here (I think about 2 months ago); but it was a total disaster. I was SO nervous I made the silliest, weirdest mistakes. It was like if my brain just stopped functioning. I drove 20 km/h too fast on the high way, the engine quit EIGHT or TEN times, I missed signs, parked horribly and so on and so on and so on. It's a miracle I didn't hit anyone, and to be honest, I think if I did, I wouldn't know. i was out of it. Completely.

I was advised to opt for a special anxiety car exam. So I did. Before the test, I wasn't really aware I had anxiety (and still convinced I don't, actually). But truth to be told, exams have always made me too nervous for my own good. So it makes sense, but just a little. (#denial)

Anyway, the office that handles the exams made me fill in a form about anxiety (sigh). And this question made me laugh so hard:

It says: "What are you going to do to reduce your anxiety?"

And answer J says: "smoke pot".

I live in Lala land. I swear!

Clearly, the person responsible for making these questions was high. On pot. I mean, come one! Who does that? Or worse: who actually answers "J"?

Now wish me luck and no anxiety!