What was I thinking

Note to self.

Don't give your toddler sugary cookies and lemonade just before his nap.

Because he won't.

Nap.

(Runs of to hallway to put toddler back in bed for the.. first, second, third time in 20 minutes. And ya'all have no idea how bad this sucks, especially since I got Roo to nap for OVER AN HOUR NOW, which is a miracle, because she doesn't do napping and this would have been MY first option for a nap of my own in days. At least I wouldn't call a gazillion 10 minutes naps a day, napping. Right? That just doesn't count.)

Gwwoood wowwwfternwon

Note to self:
Do not eat big chunks of liquorish toffeeish kinda candy when you can be expected to talk.

The guy that said “good afternoon” in the elevator at work probably thought I was mentally cuckoo cuckoo when I tried to say something back. I sounded something like “gwwoood wowwwfternwon”. Even that was pretty amazing, since my teeth were glued together by the candy I just put in my mouth.

Normally I can smile my way out of "situations”; try smiling elegantly with a big black chunk of candy in your mouth. There is just no way.

Sour sour cream

Note to self:

An opened package of sour cream will stay good for 1 or 2 days in the refrigerator. After 3 or 4 days it may taste just fine. Don’t eat it though! I may find out the next day it really wasn’t that eatable anymore.