This week's conversations (the everything is blue edition)

Husband: What color has my red book, Monkey?
Monkey: BLUE!
Husband: No, that's not correct. Try again. What color has my RED book, Monkey?
Monkey: BLUE!
Husband: No, it's RED!
Monkey: BLUE!
Husband: RED!
Monkey: BLUE!
Husband: RED!
(You never win)

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Husband: What kind of tea to you want honey?
Me: I'll have that green ginseng tea, thanks!
Monkey: Blue tea!

(So, does my kid have a sense of humor or is he color deaf?)

I am Julia Roberts

At least, according to Tim. He saw a picture of her, gave her a good look and promptly decided: "MOMMY!".

Good boy, I raise you well.

Or so I thought.

Today I went into the tub with him. We used to do that a lot before I gave birth (and after you have to wait at least 6 weeks for the wounds to heal to prevent infection). So today was our first bath together since Lisa entered this world. But back in the days ('cause it seems like AGES ago!) when I was pregnant, he used to point at my belly and say "Baby!"

I thought it was the cutest thing.

This morning in the tub, he pointed at my belly, thought for a minute and said "little baby".

Thanks dude.